diff --git a/libc/bionic/stubs.cpp b/libc/bionic/stubs.cpp
index 9b025df..0937e9c 100644
--- a/libc/bionic/stubs.cpp
+++ b/libc/bionic/stubs.cpp
@@ -469,5 +469,6 @@
 
 // Portable code should use sysconf(_SC_PAGE_SIZE) directly instead.
 int getpagesize() {
-  return sysconf(_SC_PAGE_SIZE);
+  // We dont use sysconf(3) here because that drags in stdio, which makes static binaries fat.
+  return PAGE_SIZE;
 }